if you ever

i know how you say your here stay, but...
if ever left me i would
take your beloved PS3
and stomp it to a million pieces

i would take all your Cd's
scratch them, with the strings
of your bass guitar
then break each Cd in two

i would call CPS
and make up a long story
about how dangerous you are
that you can no longer see your baby boy

i would take your precious
guitars, bass and amp
and kill them with a crow bar
right before your eyes

...but you know what?
these are all lies
things i say to scare you from stray
i would never harm you.

if you left me i would tell you
how much i loved you everyday